The Little Book of Big Breasts

Big endowments + small package: major savings "Dear Sir/Madam" begins the missive from an imaginary correspondent. "I love big breasts as much as the next man, but here in Lilliput your Big Book of Breasts is just too ungainly for my tiny bookshelf, not to mention my Lilliputian hands. Couldn’t you make a petite edition that still features 150 or so magnificently endowed ladies from the golden age of natural curves for those like me, who live life small?

And while you’re at it, could you make it highly affordable, since my pockets are as shallow as this premise?" Done!